haha this what a bitch gets

my mom had the KROQ 106.7 channel that's on the t.v.
she had it on mute for hours, hours, and hours...
she turns the volume up to finally listen to check what song is on and she hears
"Sugar We're Goin Down".
haha, the last thing she would want to hear is a song that reminds her of pete especially when i'm not home.
I think it's fucken hilarious
but not as hilarious as the other morning when my mom called KROQ when the astrologer Susan was on in the morning taking calls. My mom says "Shana come get the phone and ask her something", i'm like thinking I don't know what to fucken ask.
I asked a question after I told them my birthday&time I was born (5-10-1989, 12:48 a.m in Redondo Beach, Ca) and I was put on hold ( they thought my question was interesting, not the other one my mom told me to ask, haha) - I went to get my water from a few steps away and KABOOB the phone falls off the desk and the phone cord un plugged, Goodbye KROQ and Astrologer, well you know MERCURY IS IN RETRO-GRADE, haha.
two of the callers name's that got through were Cherie
the same as my mom's and my mom is always the lucky bitch. i love her.
I love saying "oh my gosh that fuckin bitch!..."
I use bitch inplace of girl and/or boy.
I don't say much of what I would recognize about anything.
I noticed everything about one certain person
the first I noticed about that person was
the right side of their body
compared to their left
because their right side of the bottom half of their body was a bit bigger in width and longer in length
than the left side...
just like my body.
making us stand the same, walk the same, when together we make the same moves at the same time.
our body rythem goes well together.